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2004-12-27 - 2:54 p.m.
The War on Terror
(a plan)
Here's what we need to do in order to win The War on Terror:
1) Procure many episodes of the G.I. Joe cartoon.
2) Edit out the last half of each episode, leaving just the part where COBRA's ridiculous plan(s) seem to have succeeded.
3) Put the edited episodes on DVD.
4) Affix a label to each disc that reads "How To Be A Terrorist Mastermind".
5) Air drop a couple of hundred discs over areas suspected of containing terrorist bases/terrorist training facilities.
6) Sit back and relax as so-called "terrorists" attempt to dive to the bottom of the ocean, prepared to battle giant mutant tube-worms in order to obtain a sample of "heavy water" to use in the construction of their weather controlling devices.
This will work.
I swear.
